Wednesday, October 28, 2009

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Traditionally stupid! There is talk of a town that is going back in time

The historic center.
Lately I've heard that the historic center of Prato started to call it .. Old Town. A definition that I smell the Middle Ages, as the shameful ordinance that has been freshly baked from the new enlightened administration.
will say, but because it continues to break my balls in Stockholm? You have dislodged, let us destroy our town in peace. I can not.
I can not resign myself to the fact that Prato, like many other cities, is nothing but a reflection of the superficiality of anachronism and that hit our country like a tidal wave of thick, smelly guano.

The ordinance says this:
Throughout the old town, as defined by the city walls, can not be established activities deemed incompatible with the need to protect traditional cultural and environmental characteristics of the area. In particular, incompatible activities, through the installation of signs, furnishings, equipment or fixtures, denature and alter the traditional role of the historic old town.

The commissioner said the economic development
"We did not want to penalize any category and no nationality. Anyone can open a shop or an activity center, just ensuring that it does minimum levels of decorum expected from this measure "

Benone! Let's see what this action says:
Nothing restaurant business that sell non-traditional food (kebab hello, hello, Chinese restaurant, hello .. The Indian crepes do you think?)
no garages and body shops,
no woodworking industry, so all the shops intended to Mastro Geppetto, the center is very old ..
no laundromats, but why? There is no motivation to write an ordinance. There is however one honestly: who uses laundromats? Those who can not afford a washing machine or who has no place for a washing machine, not just TRADITIONAL both conditions. You TRADITIONAL we do not like. I do not have a washing machine and before I even get away from Prato with the Nigerians and Pakistanis wore clothes to the laundromat, which cost a fortune but you know, when there is no competition. Too bad that there will never be at this point.
no internet point (see above)
no amusement arcades,
absolutely no sex shops (because like Prato to buy their crap in Piazza Falcone e Borsellino)

But if your business does not fall into the black list above, has not said that you can open the BANDONE nell'ambitissimo ancient center of this fucking: your shop cabbage must also comply with a whole slew of esthetic decided by some kind of designer and lover of beauty. Your window, the furniture, the sign must titillate the eyes of the supreme court then will decide whether he likes it or not ..

Here is the order . I thought we had plans to make her cry out for some donuts in keeping TRADITIONAL. But as soon as I can to send me screaming to the next bus Frittole Stockholm-so we make four bitter laughter.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME .. speaking of birthdays (more self so you die)

So many people say that at some point in life most choose not to celebrate his birthday. Do not see the reason for rejoicing that Another year has passed. For me, October 13 is and will forever be a day to celebrate. There is nothing in this megalomania.
It seems heresy to even assume that we have spent relatively unharmed, or at least alive, some 365 days on this planet mistreated and unpredictable. I am not a fatalist but I am aware of the concept of impermanence that concerns us all (all all).
's why the family never spent any birthday is muted and much less in silence. The cake, champagne, gifts, favorite dish. Even in those phases of life when we felt sad, discouraged, resentful, and where a celebration There appeared to be a bit 'arbitrary. I was taught that every day should be celebrated, let alone a year!
I remember the first birthday of Monticello Street, then it is really a molehill. Invitations with Tweety and Sylvester, written by me and delivered only to those who wanted. Friends of the gym and school. The round pizzas, sandwiches with ham or transparencies with the anchovy paste, which I never liked it. The fanta, coke, crisps always advancing and were there in the kitchen for a week, open, right. The walk to the lake, the song in Ghana, the game of the chair, the puff pastry in the shape of 11 (two cakes instead of one, that genius!) And the tens of bracelets that I received as a gift (almost all).

Ever since I was little I was passionate about dates of birth. I still remember ii birthdays of people with whom I have no special relationship. And when I find out that someone does not celebrate I feel a certain sadness for the person concerned. Why celebrate Christmas and not their own, Christmas? Christmas in my view more important. Then click the organization of the surprise party, impromptu appetizer on a bench, with the celebrated guests who never had the courage to ask (but a strong desire yes ..), the ravioli to the Casa del Popolo, the evening to dance, the gift made by hand, the dedication on the radio, the flowers at home. Because the truth is that no one refuses to be celebrated. None.

Then there are those like me to do the countdown begins from September 13 to harass those around (-30! -29! ..) And self-organizes an average of three parties (one with the family , one with her friends, an enlarged ..).

In short, everyone is brought her to say that today is my birthday. A bit 'abnormal because celebrated in a foreign land, without friends historians, historians brothers and parents historians. Those parents who every year make us feel even children. What if it were to fill their house with festoons still and balloons, paper cups and saucers designed with the cake. And you will remember the little friends to write their name on the cup because then there are not any more!

Citing Vandals .. Happy Birthday to me!

Sunday, October 4, 2009

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SHUT THE F *** UP, there is talk of TV talk

Incredible as television under the skin we administer a good dose of everyday phrases at the table that the more stupid they can recycle in their daily conversations empty. If, according to a news or the 7 millionth episode of Men and Women, isolation and erase phrases artificial and inflated it will go back to silent cinema.

Seeking true love
I bring in outside
Take me to the outside? You
procession
I'm not here for the cameras
I know for myself what I am
Outer beauty does not count
But also the eye wants its part
You're pretty cute
You're a nice person
'm more mature than my age
I had a hard life I have always maintained
alone
job at night I make the girl image
MA
are not an escort
have an escort and I do so with dignity
little black dress and light make up
I want to be an actress
am a model I do not diet, I love chocolate
I just do sports massage and many
I want to finish their studies
The family is the most important thing
I am a girl soap and water
'm a normal girl
I'm a girl was a girl
solar solar
Nobody had noticed that she suffered from depression for some time
fit of madness
No signs of burglary
No signs of violence
For him there was nothing to do
nothing to have earned the efforts of doctors
I want justice for my son
I want to greet my son watching me from home
I make the phone call at home
Using 50 and 50
ask the public's help
Scavicchi
declare open but not open remote voting Make an appeal
If you
If you
Stop televoting
'm happy anyway
Thanks for the opportunity
We initiate a conciliation board
put forward all the necessary measures
enter the field
scoundrels
Lying
Calumnies
enormous falsehood
Shame
Honor
The country
trust in institutions
ask the trust
Yet another trust
Lazy
to work!
bamboccione
Meritocracy
balls
Calciopoli
psychological subjection
Vallettopoli
tapping
Tangentopoli
Clean Hands
Violation of privacy
Lodo Alfano
You won the immunity test
You are in nomination
you unless I go to the confessional
Nell'angelus
piduista
Controversy erupts
Moderate tones
It 's time for reflection
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Shopping tips
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